About Dub Phizix

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Dub Phizix is not on AIM

Is not into trance

Does not own anything made by Reebok

Has never been to Magaluf

Does not use the word “chillax”

Has never owned a glow-stick

Thinks marzipan is overrated

Has no desire to go backpacking

Has never “planked”

Is rarely early

Does not support the England football team

Is not a summer person

Does not get excited about wildlife documentaries

Does not use his Google plus account

Does not go crazy for Thai food

Did not buy in to the X-men hype

Does not own any hiking clothes

Would never end a descriptive sentence with the word “stylee”

Thinks modern furniture is rarely comfortable

Has never owned a gerbil

Does not live near the sea

Has never been skiing

Does not drink white wine

Does not partake in outdoor activities

Has never used the word ‘class’ as a synonym or as an alternative to the word “good”

Does not like his name being abreviated to dub

Does not mind “lol” as long as you actually did it, but thinks “rotflmao” is just ridiculous

Is not a fan of rugby

Does not like mushrooms

Did not laugh when he watched The Mighty Boosh

Does not eat cashew nuts

Does not and will never own a Samsung phone

Does not wear sunglasses indoors

Does not waste time making stupid lists

Is not embarrassed about enjoying “wind of change” by The Scorpions

Is not a guy you would ever catch on a segway

Does not have a double barrel surname

Would not select chocolate as his first choice of milkshake flavour

Does not want to hear about or see pictures of your baby, nor does he want to attempt to speak to it on the phone

Is not a cat person

Does not think your overly bassy car stereo sounds good

Has always considered the word “tummy” to be for sissies

Is not a person you should leave around your crisps

Does not go out in fancy dress

Does not know anyone who drives a Smart car™

Does not like coconut

Does not use the word random in a blasé fashion

Does not use the word blasé

Does not contradict himself

Does not accept unsolicited phone calls

No longer gets on with Llamas

Does not recycle

Does not feel guilty about the fact that he does not recycle

Will never own a man bag

Does not use sun beds

Does not moan about trivial things and is widely considered a jovial and agreeable character

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